May 2013
When I see anyone wearing a skort
makingitinla:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
lvysaur:
youhavetooletgo:
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme song - Milan - 20.5.13 (x)
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
erinchu:
astormonthehorizon:
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
teacupoftears:
infinite—hipsterrr:
To anybody who reblogs this I will look through your blog and then I would send you a message in your ask box on how I predict your life will be like, what kinda person you seem to be, and what you like such as hobbies and interests.
(This is not my idea, I just feel like doing the same thing for fun)
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
